Mine! All... not mine.

Well, after two whole days, I have learnt some important things. Notably that 1) I do not want my career to involve retail banking, and 2) I do want it to involve money. My own money, however. I've also learnt that 3) money is dirty. I mean literally, not figuratively. And it smells funny. I've also learnt that sixty grand in a box is bloody heavy, and that seven espressos in a day is a bit too much.

The customer stories might come later.